Say hello to CEO of Chaos — the tote for moms who do it all (whether they want to or not). She’s got snacks in her purse, trauma in her bones, and a calendar that’s somehow both full and forgotten.
This 13.5” W x 11” H reusable canvas tote features our bold and relatable Mom [noun] definition design — because “mom” isn’t a title, it’s a full-time survival gig. The silky black ribbon handle is adjustable, just like your sanity on a Monday morning.
Soft? Nah. She’s sturdy, stylish, and built to carry the emotional and literal load.
Benefits:
✔ Strong, washable, reusable — like you
✔ Holds your stuff and your boundaries
✔ Adjustable ribbon handle — for comfort and flair
✔ Makes people laugh, nod, or silently reevaluate their life choices
✔ Ideal size for day-to-day errands, appointments, or kid-chasing
Care Instructions:
🖤 HAND WASH ONLY – cold water, like your leftovers by the time you eat
🖤 AIR DRY ONLY – patience required
🖤 NO BLEACH – this bag’s already seen enough
🖤 DO SHOW OFF – because moms deserve more than quiet suffering
Who This Tote Is For:
💖 Warrior moms, solo parents, new mamas, and the badass auntie squad
🎁 A+ gift for your ride-or-die bestie, your sister from another mister, or yourself
🦸♀️ Women celebrating strength, self-love, and flipping the script on what motherhood should look like
Shipping Policy
Production & Shipping: We ship your goodies within two days– because who likes waiting? Custom Items might take longer to ship out (three to four additional days depending of how special we are making your order).
Standard Shipping: 3-5 business days* after production time. Your patience will be rewarded, promise!
SATISFACTION GUARANTEE: Customized items might need extra time to get their glam on. Please allow an additional 3-4 days for those beauties.
